A mix of things that annoy me

"How much money do you have left before your pay day Declan!?". Mother im 25 will you LEAVE ME ALONE I... OH HI GUYS, I didnt see you there. How are we post Halloween 2010? I saw some great costumes this year that were no doubt inspired by true icons; myself (aptly) as Horatio Caine from CSI, a fantastic Beetle Juice, a film replica Bobba Fett (Phillips!), a Priest with an inward facing child strapped to his groin and perhaps the most iconic; an evening Herald traffic-light-salesman. Excellent. Well today Im here to talk about the everyday things that really grind my gears. For example the type of fucker that takes forever at the ATM machine; Have you ever been tempted to pull their pants down? I have, only because for some reason we tend to stare at the backs of their legs while we're waiting for them to figure out how much to withdraw on their abacus for cappers. I cannot understand what is so perplexing about navigating through 3 option screens using fat-finger-friendly buttons? I once got so impatient behind an Indian man that I told him I left my baby out in the car and that I really needed to get back to him. After he let me use the machine I turned to him and said; 'Thank you, its just he's been out there for the last 4 hours' - I picked up my shopping bags and darted off. What about the gobshite who drives at 15mph through 50mph speed zone; this really drives me mad especially if im in a rush. Usually I beep like crazy and as I FINALLY over take them I notice it was a 96 year old man who's just putting all of his focus on not dying at the wheel; after which its too late to retract my middle finger and the deep feeling of guilt that promptly follows. While we're on motorists, I cant understand the idiots that indicate on one way turns? Whats that about? Does that mean car manufacturer's should build a 'straight on' indicator that always flashes until the car has to turn? Morans. Not to mention the 'royal' pedestrians who just saunter across the road without a care in the world? Oh its ok, there's only 500kilos of metal and steel racing towards you, but you still have time to bend down and tie the shoe laces I should be strangling you with you absolute prick. What is it about motorists when they see someone trying to traverse a lane or pull out of a garage that makes them say to themselves 'this bastard isnt getting in, in front of me'. ITS A ROAD YOU ABSOLUTE ARSEHOLE NOT A FORMULA ONE RACE. Then theres the 'moral ones' that wont let cars that have passed them using the bus lane, into regular traffic because they've been robot enough to sit in the traffic jam for the last 3 hours. SO WHAT?! Does it not make more sense to slow down and let the car in rather than speed up to try force an accident? But I really hate when you step on droplets of water in a pair of fresh warm socks - what an absolutely disgusting feeling. Birds singing in the morning at nesting season really upsets me too; 5am they're up singing a wonderful melody that spells out; 'we're so happy we love getting up in the morning and singing carefree tunes that will not only wake you, but will remind you of how monotonous your life is because OH LOOK, YOU'RE UP FOR WORK IN 2 HOURS!! TWEET TWEET tweet TWEET tweet TWEET TWEET TWEET'. Does something annoy you? If so, let me know so I can rant about it. Now piss off.